Here we are amidst the holiest season of the year! Passover and Easter have just ended, and Ramadan is weeks away. It’s even nearly the anniversary of the maiden voyage of the Freewinds spaceship for all you devout Scientologists out there.
Needless to say we’re really in the spirit of spirituality at the moment, so we wanted to do something to reflect that.
With that said, here are the 10 commandments of window treatments. Learn these rules, then swing by The Blind Gallery to get started on new window treatments for your Paoli, PA-area home.
- I am The Blind Gallery, Thy Official Window Treatment Supplier…
…which has brought thee out of the land of terrible looking window treatments, out of the house of poor quality blinds, shutters and shades.
- Thou Shalt Not Ignore Your Other Furnishings
When you’re picking window treatments, don’t select something that you think looks good without considering the style of the rest of the room. Certain blinds may look good at face value, but that doesn’t mean they’ll work in the context of your existing furnishings. Need help? That’s what Tony is here for.
- Thou Shalt Not Take Thy Hunter Douglas Name in Vain
Hunter Douglas is without a doubt the highest quality manufacturer of window treatments on the market. That’s why we carry their products exclusively. In our full fledged showroom in Wayne, PA, you can see for yourself just how superior their products are.
- Hang Thy Curtains Near the Ceiling
Hang your curtains beginning near where the top of the wall touches the ceiling. Do not hang them near the top of the window itself. Trust us.
- Thou Shalt Not Use Anything But Blackout Blinds in Bedrooms
They’re the heaviest available option, and they work hardest to block out unwanted sunlight. You’ll thank us later.
- Thou Shalt Love Thy Blind Gallery
We appreciate your support and devotion. Work with us and reap the benefits of a window treatment retailer and installer who goes above and beyond to ensure their customers’ total satisfaction.
- Honor Thy Spouses Opinion
If your wife says no, it’s no. No ifs, ands or buts about it. Sorry, that’s just the way it’s gotta be. It’s a commandment after all.
- Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s Window Treatments
Thou can take reference from thy neighbor’s window treatment design, but no one likes a copycat.
- Thou Shalt Factor in Thy Hardware
Consider what you’re mounting everything on. If you’re not sure, don’t worry, we’ll help you pick out something that works perfectly to suit your needs and tastes!
- Thou Shalt Not Layer Thy Windows Improperly
In the name of the windows, the sunlight and the Hunter Douglas shadings, we urge you to live by these rules. As soon as you’re ready, give us a call and we’ll get you started on new window treatments for your Jersey Shore-area home.
Amen.